According to his foundation facebook page, Jason Taylor is returning to the Miami Dolphins after spending a season in the eternal shithole that is New Jersey.
So unless someone hacked his account, or Jason Taylor is a giant cuntbag who wants to fuck with everyone's emotions, it looks like 99 is coming back home:
We are very excited to share with all of you that Jason has made his decision regarding where he is playing for the upcoming 2011 season. Jason is coming home to MIAMI and will once again proudly wear the aqua and orange! He hasn’t told anyone yet, so let’s just keep this between us! Shhh!
"Let's just keep this between us! Shhh!" LOLZ... you're so silly, Jason Taylor Foundation facebook page.
I know a lot of Fins fans will be all pissy about this. Mainly because sports fans can be irrational, unforgiving poop chuckers. Also because our front office is run by a chimp with a yo-yo.
But, hey, we need pass rushers on this team. And JT can still sack the shit out of quarterbacks. And there's no way that JT's career should end anywhere else other than in a Dolphins uniform. Also, he's an expert in stabbing Tom Brady in the face with his giant dong. Also, he gets all the ladies excited and moist, so there's that.
There's also this: I, unlike most of you, never turned on JT or called him any bad names, even while he played for the enemy. A general rule of thumb I have is 'never burn any bridges with dudes who can pummel me into a fine powder.' This is mainly because I am a giant pussy. Call me, ladies!
