Weekender / Falcons-Fins Game Open Thread

By the time you read this, The Dude and I will be both FACE DEEP in a lot of BOOBS on our respective, pillow-y dates tonight.  So, like, enjoy the game and I'll catch up with it when I'm not motorboating like a Royal Caribbean cruise liner.

BOOBS.

DOLPHINS FOOTBALL.

BEER.

ALCOHOL.

DRUGGGGZZZ.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZ.

Have a great weekend, Nation.

Game live-stream here

AND FUCKING GOOOO DOLPHINS!