Sooo...in case you haven't noticed we're 0-3 and our team is a complete waste of your life.
In lieu of this, we're making some changes around here for the rest of the year. I'm sure you've noticed the temperament has altered some. Yes, we'll still watch the games and we still support our boys with the blind, fucked-up faith that most of us have been practicing for decades. BUT WE'RE MAD AS HELL AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
The Keys:
- Lose the game
- Fire Tony Sparano and Jeff Ireland
- Sell them into slavery and/or re-activate Mount St Helens. Push them both in.
- Draft Andrew Luck no matter what it takes and no matter what stupid assface tells you about stats, the importance of lineman, VORP, blah blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- Make sure star commenter Jimmy and his wife have a beautiful time in San Diego. Fine dining, delicious wines, dirty vacation sex you rarely talk about once you get back home...all that.
- Enjoy the fall weather.
- Drink copiously and laugh your ass off publicly every time Chad Henne tries to pretend that he's White Vick.
Prediction: We don't give a shit! Feel free to lose...kick field goals...both! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Go Dolphins.)
