Oh, LOLphins.
The Dolphins COCKPUNCHED! Benny Sapp yesterday in a move designed to use the maligned Sapp as the example whose drawn-and-quartered corpse they can hang up in the Davie town square. Gotta love the methods of madness, secrecy, and Third Reich-ian means by which our Front Office conducts 'business'. Then just as quickly, they turned around and re-signed Will Allen. While most of us would consider this an upgrade and were rather surprised when Sapp was kept over Allen in the first place, doesn't it beg a couple of questions?
Is Allen REALLY going to make all that much of a difference? Yea, Sapp got burned on that 99 (and a half) yarder but Reshad Jones also took a terrible angle and failed to help over the top. Also, if I remember correctly, Tom Brady was able to pull out his iPad and learn the entire Chinese language with all the time he had back there because our voluminous D-line was so fucking gassed that they couldn't even order a pizza over the phone. Soooo...what happens the NEXT time if Schaub goes (pardon the parlance of our times) H.A.M. on us this Sunday with their two TE sets and their nasty, nasty WR. Who we gonna ice out then??
The other question in this Benny Hill-esque 2011 (thus far) is obviously:
Does this Front Office know what the fuck it's doing? Seems to me we have no identity, no direction, no knowledge of our personnel (and packages come game time - the defense didn't change this offseason) and appear generally clueless and reactionary.
I long for the day every single fucking one of them is shit-canned. The only concern is who they bring in NEXT.
GOY!
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