We can't get a fucking first down. We just refuse to do it. Like first downs are made of snake venom and old lady diarrhea.
Our head coach cheers like an asshole when we kick field goals. Look at him up there. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
And for you Robot apologists who love throwing the number of yards he passes for in my face every week? HERE'S A MOTHERDICKING STAT FOR YA: We were 4-of-13 on first down conversions yesterday. THAT'S FUCKING ABYSMAL.
And when our shitdipping defense couldn't hold a lead, and the offense got the ball back on the Browns' 47-yard line, all we needed from Henne was 15 yards. 15 fucking yards. And we would've trotted out the only guy who ever fucking scores points for us, kicked the field goal, won the game, blow jobs for everybody!
And this robot dicknose throws three incompletions and an interception.
Take your "HE NEEDS MORE TIME!" and your "BLAME EVERYONE BUT HENNE!" bullshit, roll it up, set it on fire, and fuck yourselves with it.