LILLYYYYYY ROOOOOOBBBINNNSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXX!!
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The Keys:
- Didja know Los Broncos are 0-7 against us at home?? THAT'S NOT GOOOOOOD!!! Of course, no other Broncos team has ever played the flaming pile of aardvark shit that is your 2011 Miami Dolphins so all is not lost!
- Run Reggie Bush up the middle as much as possible. LAMONTELL PUSSYHAMMER HAS A HARD-HEADED DICK AND WILL NOT BE DENIED!
- Have Clyde Gates run back all 36 kickoffs he'll receive in this game. HE'S SO REALLY GOOD AT IT! LOOK AT THAT BLAZING SPEED!
- Have Matt Moore continue to throw right at the opposing defenses' best player. IT'S WORKING LIKE A CHARM.
- Beast? Monster? THE HUMAN BEDPAN! Oh, what moniker will our clearly disturbed WR think of next!
- SMITHOLOGY 101: Even when the pass is right in your fucking hands, drop that shit like it's a dead dog filled with anthraxAIDSleprosyBubonicplague!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT'S MIAMI DOLPHINS FOOTBALL, BABY!!! WE CAN TURN THIS AROUND!!! IT'S NOT RIGHT, BRO!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
