Dr. Chunk Butt up there (seen here in his more portly days) had quite the sunny-side-up perspective on the current state of our record. Oh, just look at him. Get up early in the bed, for you morning comes so easy!
"As a head coach I’ve been in this situation a few times, not necessarily only as a head coach,” Sparano said. “I was 0-5 with Marty Schottenheimer in Washington. That's a hard place to be. No place is good. We won our last eight of whatever it was."
I love his perspective! "Keep up the bad work, gentleman!!! We'll miraculously turn around and win 5 games to get right back in this thing! Nevermind that we can't get our defense off the field on 3rd down, much less SCORE! HA HAHAHAH HA HAHAHAHA HA HA HAHA HHAHAHAHA HAHA"
You think there was a Giussepe Sparano on the Titanic that, at about midnight on April 15, 1912, said something to the effect of: 'Heya, looka here-a. Where'sa evereebodee going-a?? Just-a stay on da ship-ah. Everything's a-gonna be s'okay! Boboli, stromboli, pannini, relax-ah!!'??
Unfortunately, he probably survived somehow because some goddamn Gargoyle mysteriously swooped down to rescue him from those fridged Arctic waters.
Fuck.
