Yeremiah Bell - seen here probably casually talking about potpourri and kittens - did not like Reggie Bush's recent on-point assertion of 'This team stinks' when asked to explain the simultaneously heart-breaking and totally joyful loss to the Broncos. Wellll, Muthafucka has a thing or two on HIS mind as well:
“He stinks,” Bell said emphatically after being asked what he thought of the comments by Bush. “That shouldn’t be said around this locker room. We know that we’re 0-6 and we’re not playing the best but at the same time there’s no need for that.”
Oh, how deeeeeelicious! Boys, boys...please...no need for arguing. YOU ALL STINK. That's the major point here and you shouldn't delude yourselves into thinking otherwise. I can think of no better way for us to chug along on the 'Suck For Luck' Express than to devolve into petty infighting amongst players - particularly between one of the more gritty, hard-hitting, and dependable ones and fuckin' LAMONTELL PUSSYHAMMER that never saw a gash he didn't want to hound. Well, except of course for any gash in the O-line because that would require strength, heart and determination to run through said gash rather than fall down into a heap of limps under the weight of his own 8-pack abs or whatever the fuck.
Also, it's hilariously misguided by the mainstream media that actually has access to this team to continue to blow smoke up our asses that Sparano hasn't 'lost' the team. Are you fucking kidding me? He lost them back in fucking January, dickskins! NO, NO! NOTHING TO SEE HERE! EVERYTHING IS BUSINESS AS USUAL!! RUN RIGHT ALONG!
FUCK YOU! This team is imploding in Marlins-new-stadium-home-run-psychedelic-celebration-on-5-hits-of-LSD ways and you're just going to fucking ignore it??? What a heap of Otzi shit!!!