For years a lot of you have been clamoring for us to make t-shirts based on our various dick jokes and general tomfoolery. But that shit is time consuming and expensive to do. And besides, why waste time making shirts when there's a perfectly good website out there taking our jokes and making them into shirts themselves without permission.
But mainly, we're just too lazy to do it.
Luckily for us all, the fine folks at Destined For Greatness (DFG) have made this badass SUCK FOR LUCK shirt you see above. So now you can show your support for how you want your favorite team to be as shitty as possible for Andrew Luck anywhere you go!
You can go here to buy yourself one.
Do it before we go on our inevitable three game winning streak and fuck the whole thing up.
Seriously. Look at that thing. A real pussy magnet if I've ever seen one.
And, as you can see, the design is written in Dolphins font inside the Dolphins logo, so you can show it off to your Colts fan friend as you kick him repeatedly in the balls until he vomits his own spleen.