Matt Moore Puppet Won AFC Offensive Player of the Week

 

Yay.  We're so happy you performed well.  Woo.  Hoo.  Can't you tell my unbridled enthusiasm and exhuberance?  Wahoo.  Us.  Yay.  Sun Life siren.

Now, act like a REAL BOY and tell Jimminy Cricket to help you toss a few pick 6's.  I swear that's what REAL HUMAN BOYS DO!!!

Asshole.