The Matt Moore Marionette Puppet, aka THE NEWLY CHRISTENED SAVIOR OF OUR HAPLESS FRANCHISE, is once again a candidate for Fed Ex Air Player of the Week. You can vote for him here, if you so choose. That wooden, soul-less sonuvabitch won it last time so you never know. Shit, it's even possible Pinocchio up there could make it to the Pro Bowl at this rate and with the injuries to other premier QBs (all possibly owned by The Dude in fantasy football at some point or another, thus guaranteeing their eventual decapitation) this season. You know what that means...
WE'RE GONNA NEED A MONTAGE!!!!