It's a slow news day today. Unless you want to keep talking about how awesome The Matt Moore Puppet has suddenly become after ONE FUCKING GAME.
So we bring you this AutoNation infomercial starring The Right Arm of God instead. And no, we're not getting paid for this. Dan Marino tweeted it, so I'm writing about it. Dan Marino could tweet a video of himself making his ass cheeks talk like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura and I'd post it.
The entire video is pretty bland. But now I want this car. Not the Nissan LEAF model, but THIS car specifically. Because Dan Marino drove it. And he autographed the windshield which is fucking amazeballs. Thanks for making this car both insanely awesome and insanely unsafe to take out on the highway, Dan Marino!
Also, Josh the AutoNation sales guy looks like he dookied his pants while talking to Marino during the shoot. Not judging, mind you. I totally would too. I'm impressed Josh was able to complete sentences. I'd be an incoherent mess if I were him. Dan Marino would probably start a charity just for me because he'd be convinced I was some sort of inbred mongoloid.