So Long, 99 … And Thanks For All the Asskickery

Jason Taylor is playing his last game on Sunday, and that blows big gargantuan camel nuts because he’s pretty much the last Dolphins player I truly give a shit about. I remember being at a Dolphins-Raiders game during his rookie season and seeing this tall motherfucker jumping off the line of scrimmage with insane speed […] Read more »

No Matt Barkley For You!

USC quarterback Matt Barkley announced today that he’s going back to school for his senior year. This leaves us Robert Griffin Number Three to hope for. However, he too may return to school for his senior year. And even if he does enter the NFL Draft, teams like the Browns and the Redskins (and maybe […] Read more »

Reggie Bush Won AFC Offensive Player of the Week

Reggie Bush is your AFC Offensive Player of the Week. Bush recorded a career-high 203 rushing yards in last week’s 30-23 win over the Buffalo Bills. Miami (5-9) is 5-2 in its last seven games and Bush is a key reason. He’s just 27 yards shy of his first 1,000-yard season. Remember when Reggie sucked? […] Read more »

Don’t Like Our Airplane Banner Idea? Kindly Suck A Bag of Dicks.

Disclaimer: This is by far the longest blog post I’ve ever written here at FN. Sorry about that. But the message needs to be made. Consider this our mission statement for the airplane banner thing. As you no doubt have heard by now, a plan to fly an airplane with a banner attached to it […] Read more »