Okay, kids. The banner flies this Sunday, 10am - 12pm. Be sure to drink maaaaaaayyybe one less full cup of whisky/vodka/etc come Sat night so you can actually witness it. Apparently, whether we win or lose is between the #7 and #10 pick so I think you can gather which one is probably a better idea to have in case we need to trade the house to get Luck. However, the Jets are so fucking atrocious right now I could easily see us winning this game - which would very much please the small, dying child inside of me. Meh. Somehow we'll find a way to fuck this up between these two rather satisfying outcomes. Bet on that!
Oh! Almost forgot but the team is honoring #99 just before the game and before he rips out Mark Sanchez's quivering vagina. So you might want to be in your seats by 12:45 to pay tribute to a Dolphins legend. Hopefully ROCK HEAD will be there alongside him.
Please have a safe, fun and exciting New Year with your friends and loved ones. The Dude and I love you all very much and we look forward to another year of total tittyball, dickjokery together. Please be smart and don't drive drunk, people.
[Editor's Note: 640 Sports has us on their Best of 640... so, if you missed my interview about the Fire Jeff Ireland banner with the Big O from a few weeks ago, or if you just want to hear my shaky nervous sexy voice again, go to their main page and listen there. It's in the iPlay 640 Best Of section... scroll down to #7 where is says CHRIS JOSEPH FINS NATION WRITER. That's me! And ditto on what DRK said about loving you all and shit. Deuces! - The Dude]
UPDATE: As TomAss smartly suggested, if you're there and get any footage, please email all pics and vids of the airplane to firstname.lastname@example.org so we can post them. Thanks!
UPDATE 2: It was just announced that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting divorced. Happy Boobs Day, boys!
hat tip to @rizzmiggizz and @happinesshotel