4-9.
Just barely good enough not to be completely shitty.
This is what this team is. And know what else? This is the THIRD. STRAIGHT. YEAR. We lose at least nine games.
THIS is why we advocated the Suck For Luck thing from the beginning.
THIS is why we actively rooted against these cocksocks every week.
THIS is why we're infuriated by this soul sucking shit dipping franchise.
So all you Zombie Nazi Dolphins fans who call yourself a "true fan" because you've been so rooted in a sea of shit that the smell no longer bothers you... to all you fucking apologists that insist Jeff Ireland is good at his job and Tony Sparano should come back and we should never ever root against our team because to do so would be a fucking crime against humanity... here you go.
4 and fucking 9.
No shot at Andrew Luck.
And we have to now HOPE other teams lose more than us so we can maybe have a shot at the other QB prospects.
Hope you're happy.
Eat a dick.
