Why?
Did I not work hard enough, k? Did I not study enough tape and doze types of tings? At de end of da day, was I not smart enough, k? Was it really all da fistpumps? Was it all the blowing of da smoke up ya culo? 'Dat derr Colombo is a heck of a competitor...Chad Henne did a great jahb in the offseason leading da guys out derr and doze types of tings...'
Why, Gahd...why?
As I stand on da precipice of a new, unknown chaptah to this swirling maelstrom we call life and existence, what can I, Tony Sparano, expect? "An O-Line 'guru'" - THE NOIVE! Will you be there for me, Oh Great Spirit, at da end of da day? Will otha oppahtunities await Anthony Sparano or is this...
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/ wipes teary eyes, run-y nose
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...da final fistpump...?
// gets run over by endless, cartoon-ish buffalo stampede
Did someone request an interview....WITH THE VAMPIRE?!?!?!
