Sunday afternoons are about to get less fist-pumpy. FOX Sports' Jay Glazer is reporting that Tony Sparano has been shit canned as Dolphins coach.
After going 11-5, 7-9, 7-9 and 4-9, The Coach Sparano Era is done.
No word yet on who's taking over, or what the next plan is. There are conflicting reports saying Carl Peterson is going to be the new VP of Football Ops. So, in case you were afraid that we might actually have smart people running shit, you can rest easy.
People would often wonder how I felt about Sparano during his tenure here, but I think it's safe to say they could judge it by how many times I screamed out the words "FUCK!," "COCKSUCKER!," and "HORSEDICKS!" during any given game.