We Didn’t Stop Tim Tebow! 2.0

What happens when you take reader Kevin Mayer’s brilliant We Didn’t Stop Tim Tebow song and give it to genius FN video editor Vinbob? AMAZEBALLS is what happens. Like peanut butter and chocolate, or strippers and coke, it was only right to combine the two. Read more »

All We Can Do Is Keep Giving You Boobs

Don’t know what to tell you guys. I’m knee-deep in work. The Dude is busy covering the NBA Playoffs, which I’m told last for 9 months out of the year with most games beginning around 3am – 5am EST. The Doldrums are soon to become THE SPORTS RAPTURE. Shit’s just fucking bad, man. I’m not […] Read more »

Weekender: “Hay Que Frigo!” Edition

Well, RIGHT BACK INTO THE DOLDRUMS YOU GO, MISTER!!! ALL YOU GET IS BORING, EARLY BASEBALL AND 38 MONTHS OF NBA PLAYOFFS!!!! This is Francesca Frigo. A number of us follow her on Twitter. I recommend you do the same if you fancy such things as incredibly hot Venezuelan Playboy models that constantly post pictures […] Read more »

FN Draft Talk: Getting Yelled At By Douchey McDipshit

FN star commenter and draft guru extraordinaire CK Parrot finally got to shoot his load on national television on NFL Network last week. Boy, that was worded poorly. Anyway, CK (aka BEER HOLSTERS!) got himself all cleaned up and appeared on NFL Network to talk up The Wangsta. Then that chippy little vaginus Paul Burmeister […] Read more »

Weekender: Good (T*ts) Friday

Well, a slightly more eventful week around these parts what with our draft breakdowns commencing and continuing on through next week (yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo…Ry-Mizzy in da hizzy) and the release of that nail-encrusted baseball bat of a schedule lodged firmly in our rectum. Good stuff, NFL! Would it kill you to just have a weekend off where […] Read more »

Weekender: Brooklyn’d!

Thanks again for all the birthday wishes, Nation! Here, on twitter and on facebook as well. Jesus I can’t get away from you people. In gratitude, I give you Brooklyn Decker’s 2011 SI swimsuit photos as your Weekender girl. (See all her SI pics here) Also, I figured you’d had enough of staring at my […] Read more »

Tom Brady: SSSSTILL A Douche

This video surfaced last week of Super Douche Tom Brady dancing away like a little fairy boy at Carnaval. CLEARLY, someone is ignoring the cardinal sin Man Rule of never passing the ‘Fag Asymptote’ with your arms (i.e. don’t go above your chest with your arms whilst dancing). So enjoy Tom ‘Carnaval’ Brady as he […] Read more »

Weekender: Boob-o’-tronix Edition

/ loooong whistle Oh boy, it’s been a while. These Doldrums are even more doldrum-y than any Doldrums before. I reckon these are the Super/Mega/Ultra Mega Ok/Superuknown Doldrums – with the CBA talks and the endless negotiating charade between millionaires and billionaires (‘Why, yes, I have tons of money but I WANT EVEN MORE MONEY, […] Read more »