And the f**kery continues into phase 2....

So now that Jeff Fisher has come out and said that the Rams' quarterback situation and leadership helped him to choose them over the Dolphins, and Jim Caldwell has been fired by the Colts, making Indianapolis pretty much the most attractive place to coach because of Andrew Luck, the Dolphins have narrowed down their choices to three.

There's interim coach Todd Bowles, who has zero chance of getting the job because if they really wanted him, they'd have offered him the job already. If they do offer Bowles the job after going through Fisher and a handful of other candidates, he should totally smack Stephen Ross in his craggily dick with a sock filled with nickels while yelling, "RESIPROCITY MOTHAFUCKA!!" over and over and then stare at a crumpled and scared Jeff Ireland for a full two minutes before grabbing a stapler off the desk and then calmly walking out.

Then there's Joe Philbin of the Packers of Green Bay. At first glance, this would seem the no-brainer because it's the fucking Packers of Green Bay. But then you find out that Mike McCarthy called most of the plays in Green Bay, and Philbin was more of a fill-the-gaps kind of guy and, well, cockmugs.

Finally, there's Denver OC Mike McCoy, who is young. And that's it. Sure, he helped adapt his offense to make Tim Tebow look like Joe Montana, but if you're going to use that as a factor, why not look into Carmichael Jr. or CHUD?

Why? Because we have fucking mongoloids running our goddamn team. That's why.

Some reports are saying the decision could come as soon as today. And to that I say big giant queef noise.

So for now we continue to sit and wait.

And while we wait, go watch this. We're not into getting political around here. But if that SOPA shit goes down, you could be looking at the most boring dick joke blog ever when you visit us here at FN. Weekender? Gone. Funny pictures of Jeff Ireland fucking a mutant dolphin lady? Kaput. So get educated and support the protest. VIVA LA DICKJOKE!

Comments

[Tom-Ass]

AwEsOmE rAnT by THE DUDE!

Also love the oatmeal bit about SOPA, which is the exclamation heard repeatedly in the movie "My Big Fat Congressional Hearing."

Last, I love how Fisher cited both the QB situation and Leadership, because BOTH are partially the fault of Jeff Ireland. He has neither found us a franchise QB and has demonstrated piss-poor leadership by hiding in the shadows when he's not asking future star players if their mom turns tricks for money.

[Jimmy]

I am all for censorship, as in censoring the fuck out of goblins and gingers in their head coaching search. The Miami cupboard is bare at the most imporant position, but the shelves are fully stocked at almost every other position. But, we can't get a coach. The reason they are not looking at Chud and Chip is because they have been quietly told, not interested, or sorry, but my mother's a whore.

[El Mocoso]

Fireland: "See this mouse button here Dolphins fans? I have ruined your hopes and dreams of having a respectable and competitive team for the next 18 fucking generations with this...little..."click".

[Tom-Ass]

Mr. Ross, save our Dolphins! Support SOPA! (Sell Our Phins Asshole)

[El Mocoso]

If you look close enough you can see a "Ruining An NFL Franchise FOR DUMMIES" book in the background. Your doing it right asshole!

[AMas92]

Furthermore, who's gonna have the honor of leading the "best LB in the league" now that Nolan is gone?

[Vman]

I'm at a loss to even understand what these guys are doing.
What about Chud? What about Billick.

This is all Crap.
Ireland is an egomaniacal, Ginger Fuck head.

They won’t talk to Zimmer again because he was too forthcoming and opinionated in the interview……

We want a leader of men, but just not so much of leader he will tell the ginger prick how it is…..Bullshit.

NOBODY WORTH A SHIT IS GOING TO COACH HERE….

WE ARE FUCKED…..PLAIN AND SIMPLE

[Ray Finkle]

damn that rump ranger looks so lost behind that desk... I don't even see a computer to go with that mouse he is holding. In the words of Spicoli- "That guys a FAG!!"

[Gersom]

I am to the point now that I don't really care who they pick anymore. I just want a winning product. You give me that and I'll be ok. Why didn't Zimmer get a second interview? We really won't know. At least not now. Did these guys warrant a second interview? Ginger and the Gargoyle think so. Since I wasn't there, I don't know if they should really good football accumen or they fell all over themselves. Maybe Zimmer came off sounding like a dick. I would NEVER hire someone that sounds like a dick when I'm interviewing them and I've had my share of interviews. I have to trust these fucks. I don't want to, but they give me no choice since my name isn't Mark Anthony.

/@Ray: he does look like a FAG!! Man, I'm so stoned!!!!!

[Matty]

Scene:

Phil Hartman as Frankenstein:
"SOPA BAD!!!!! FINSNATION GOOOOOOOOD!

It's great you brought attention to this Dude

fuck ireland

[Julioruano]

caught this on south park tonight...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152592/the-twins

whole episode feels like what dolphin fans are going through right now. #WAARF #FUCKUIRELAND

[Vman]

@ Julio....Cartman hates Gingers. Thinks the have no souls. Google the Ginger episode....funny.

"are you jackin it" LMAO