'EEEWWWW...WHO'S TO SAY I CAN'T BE YOUR NEXT HEAD COACH?!?!'
It's not like I'm some troglodytic newb...I'VE GOT OVER 5,300 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE!
Just keep your hands off my trusty flint knife and be careful with any archers in the stands during away games. Not sure I can handle another blindside attack. I'm extremely fragile these days. JUST LOOK AT ME!