Weekender: Butt Party

Ah, Francesca Frigo...you know exactly how to make a guy smile after a tough day, don't you?  You're one of a kind.  Little-known-fact:  Balconies were originally conceived SOLELY for the purpose of bending hot women over while you absolutely drilled them from behind.  See, the original designers figured it would be quite the PARTAY to have multiple women howling away over pools, empty parking lots, assorted scenic landscapes that go on infinitely...but goddammit we dropped the ball and completely half-ASSED the original intent.  Francesca here knows exactly what the balconey was conceived for.  Look at her calling to you like a siren...

Will we have a coach today?  Maybe.  Will I care until roughly April or so?  PROBABLY NOT!

Have a great weekend, Nation.

Comments

[Tom-Ass]

As Dipstick Jimmy said via text, FRRRRIIIIGOOOO > New HC

Feels like we're on the cusp of another short-lived Fail Forward Fast era. Don't know that I can handle another 2007 again...

[LoRyder]

Hooray for bootay!

Hell, I'm already on the Blow4Barkley bandwagon as I have no expectations whatsoever that whoever we get to be HC will be able to do a damn thing with this dysfunctional Benny Hill show of a team. As other teams fill their vacancies ahead of us, and Nolan already gone, the pool of assistants gets smaller as well.

Lingerie Football League is still going right?

[Mike13]

Odds are we will Finger for Flynn before we have a chance to blow for Barkley

[Tom-Ass]

Yes! Let's just install this guy as HC:

http://youtu.be/8MoR-Asogyg

Then, it's all-aboard the #Blow4Barkley train as the laughter helps to dull the pain of another shitty season.

[TheBDHill]

Speechless.

[Jimmy]

I feel more like MASH unit with wounded helicoptering in to drunken surgeons while Suicide is Painless playing.

Clamps, I need more clamps.

[D]

I think I'm better off not knowing !!! Fuck it

[Xavier Harris]

Vulture it is!!!

"I'm bringing home a baby bumble-bee...."