The Dolphins have a pair of brand new coordinators, with former Packers and Texas A&M coach Mike Sherman as the new offensive coordinator and fomer Bengals DB coach Kevin Coyle the new defensive coordinator.
And while a lot of you might be excited about this news, I'll save my excitement for SI swimsuit model Izabel Gaulart and her wonderful, wondeful tight little ass.
Sure, these guys might be the key to our team's future playoff success.
But, look at her ass. Look at it, dammit!
I'd eat an endless buffet serving of chu-maki without utensils off of that thing for fucksake.
So, yea, new coordinators and shit.
Have a great weekend, nation!
I nominate her for Tight Ends Coach.
Posted by: Chris | Friday, January 27, 2012 at 06:20 PM
Just going by name value, I don't know if Kevin Coyle is a DC, or that guy who plays the guitar in front of my Subway, for change....
But his defenses ALLEGEDLY are know for netting ints with some impressive number like, 150 over the last eight years, or sumthin.
That should get you just hard enough to get in her....But not quite hard enough to get the condom rolled allway down.
Posted by: Xavier Harris | Friday, January 27, 2012 at 07:51 PM
I'd coordinate with her any day
Posted by: aquavision54 | Friday, January 27, 2012 at 10:31 PM
I would "Woof" at her.
Woof.
Posted by: Brodacious | Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 01:20 AM
She's got that "I wanna suck Mike Sherman's outie" look!!!!
Posted by: Atchman | Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 07:14 AM
+1 to Atchman. LOL!
I think any of us (even the female FN members) would gladly run a seam route on Izabel, splitting the ends, ditching the safety and ultimately score with a deep post....or something.
So apparently your 2012 Dolphins are the reincarnation of the mid-80s Holy Cross team. It's as if Joe Philbin suddenly proclaims via conference call, "DUDE, WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!"
Hopefully this means we can wrestle all the divine intervention back from Tim Tebow.
Peace be with you...
Posted by: Tom-Ass | Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 02:10 PM
"The remedy for covering up is playing fast," says Packers cornerback Tramon Williams. "Even if you don't know what you're doing, if you play fast, it will cover it up."
K Regina?
Posted by: Studio WI | Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 10:42 PM
I'm pretty sure Brandon Marshall just served noticed to the Ginger GM that you NEED TO GET ME A GOD DAMN FRANCHISE QB AND QUIT SCREWING THE POOCH!
Posted by: Tom-Ass | Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 10:40 PM
FUCK YOU BRANDON! Why don't you catch passes like that for our team FUCKFACE! Granted It's the soft Pro Bowl but really!!?????
Posted by: Matty | Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 10:54 PM
It probably has something to do with the lack of a decent QB
Posted by: Mike13 | Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 10:59 PM
@Mike13
No matter who was throwing to him......he dropped too many balls.
Posted by: Matty | Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 11:16 PM
Thats what she said
Posted by: Mike13 | Monday, January 30, 2012 at 07:10 AM