The Dolphins have a pair of brand new coordinators, with former Packers and Texas A&M coach Mike Sherman as the new offensive coordinator and fomer Bengals DB coach Kevin Coyle the new defensive coordinator.
And while a lot of you might be excited about this news, I’ll save my excitement for SI swimsuit model Izabel Gaulart and her wonderful, wondeful tight little ass.
Sure, these guys might be the key to our team’s future playoff success.
But, look at her ass. Look at it, dammit!
I’d eat an endless buffet serving of chu-maki without utensils off of that thing for fucksake.
So, yea, new coordinators and shit.
Have a great weekend, nation!