Dolphins 'linebacker' Koa Misi was arrested by Broward County's Sheriff's office and charged with felony battery stemming from an altercation in California. Judging by the discerning, calculating look on his face, ole' Poindexter up there was probably going over some complex equations with another biophyscis Ph.D. student when perhaps their discourse became a tad too spirited!! Surely, he slapped him across the face with a fine leather glove and then proceeded to cause injury upon him with great force and malice via his Russian Blackamoor Cane!! Way to handle such saucy upstarts, Misi!
Just kidding, he probably beat a woman because THAT'S WHAT OUR PLAYERS ARE JUST KINDA INTO.
In case you're keeping score:
- Jeff Ireland = still a fantastic talent evaluator. He works soooo hard, you guys!!! He orders food via Seamless Web every night and never ever logs on to Facebook!
- Koa Misi = just notched what is likely his only tackle of the 2012 season
- Stephen Ross = clueless gargoyle
- Your Miami Dolphins = New Cleveland Browns
Have a great weekend! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!