Well, it's official.
Peyton Manning is a free agent. True story, bro.
So now the waiting begins. And by "waiting," we mean SHIT'S BOUT TO GET CRAY.
Get ready for rumors, reports, conjecture, predictions, odds, ends, sources, and endless speculation to unload into your face in the coming days and weeks.
It's gonna be PEYTONPALOOZA 2012!
One thing is for sure: We're setting up for either having one of the greatest quarterbacks in the history of the NFL suit up for our Miami Dolphins, or being a part of the hugest fart noise in the history of humankind.
PEYTONPALOOZA or FARTPOCALYPSE???
History says we're fucked and our expectations will once again be dashed into a million pieces.
On the other hand, we have Dan Marino on our side, who is not only good friends with Peyton, but is also his boyhood idol. So he could very well tip the balance here. Suck on that, history!