Your Miami Dolphins are doing HBO’s ‘Hard Knocks’

Well, well, welll…seems your Miami Dolphins will be doing this year’s Hard Knocks on HBO!!! Coach Philbin announced it during his post-OTA presser today, saying ‘we thought it was in the best interest of the organization to do it at this time’. Wowzers. What an about-face from the frustratingly stupid Project Blue Book days of […] Read more »

Weekender: Oh, Izabel

Not much has been going on with the Dolphins lately other than the team signing rookie receiver BJ Cunningham. As you might know, Cunningham played for Michigan State where he caught 218 passes for 3,086 yards and oh whaetverthefuckwhogivesashit look at Izabel Goulart’s ass!!! So prestine. So sublime. Michelangelo himself could not have sculpted a […] Read more »

An Example You Should All Follow

This is what it’s all about, kids. Do you see what friend/legacy FN commenter/5-star general badass/wiine connoisseur/lover of ‘pizza’/modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald, Brandon, did while he was in Miami for a few days? WHY CAN’T YOU ALL BE MORE LIKE HIM??? Getting a signed photo addressed to The Dude and I by, not one but, […] Read more »

Weekender: Outtakes Edition

Well, Adam Yauch aka MCA died today at 47. That’s a total fucking bummer. My very first concert experience was Beastie Boys/Run DMC at the old Bobby Maduro stadium in 1987. I was about 9 and my sister was about 14. My parents were FREAKED THE FUCK OUT to say the least. Never even got […] Read more »

RIP Junior Seau

Well this certainly is rather shitty news. Former Miami Dolphins (and San Diego Chargers and New England Patriots) 12-time Pro Bowl linebacker Junior Seau is dead. Early reports are he committed suicide. Seau played for the Dolphins from 2003-2005 where he recorded 201 tackles and a sack. Read more »