This is what it’s all about, kids. Do you see what friend/legacy FN commenter/5-star general badass/wiine connoisseur/lover of ‘pizza’/modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald, Brandon, did while he was in Miami for a few days? WHY CAN’T YOU ALL BE MORE LIKE HIM??? Getting a signed photo addressed to The Dude and I by, not one but, TWO friggin’ Miami Dolphins cheerleaders???
You should be ASHAMED of yourself. Sitting there completely bereft of jizz in your body already this morning because you jerked yourself silly before noon. I…I…can’t even look at you right now.