Chad Ochocinco's website is reporting that he signed with the Miami Dolphins.
It's a good signing if Ochocinco still has any gas left in the tank. So we'll see.
The bigger story here is how Chad himself broke the news instead of a local beat writer like, say, Omar Kelly, for example. But don't judge. You try combing the entire Book of Proverbs for a good Bible quote after you called someone a bitch on twitter and threatened to go all gangsta on their asses from the safety of your laptop. Omar can't do everything, people!