Yesterday your Miami Dolphins decided to trade CB and former 1st rd draft pick, Vontae Davis, for a 2nd rd pick in the 2013 draft. Obviously, this was a genius move for the Fins considering the wealth of talented, playmaking individuals starting for us at every position coupled with the you might say ‘Vesuvius-like’ depth we’ve got stacked behind them juuuust in case. Oh, not to mention the history of stellar 2nd rd picks we’ve attained via draft order or other trades with teams. Names like Pat White, Koa Misi, Daniel Thomas, Chad Henne, Philip Merling and – that fucking firestarter – Jonathan Martin.
Fuck you, Jeff Ireland. Fuck you, ‘Steve’ Ross. Fuck you, Joe Philbin.
Moves like the trading of Brandon Marshall, the release of Chad Johnson and now this latest move make Dave Hyde wonder ‘Does Philbin know what the fuck he’s doing?’ (‘fuck’ emphasis added by yours truly)
/ nervously pats leather chair, dances around issue, over-explains simple situation, comes off sounding like your first girlfriend’s dad as you meet him for the first time, buuuuh buh buh buh buh buh….
I’m gonna say ‘FUCK NO’ for the time being.
I hate this fucking team.