As we all know, we've never beaten these assholes so here we go again. Off into the wild blue yonder of another disappointing season to be. Fuck my face.
Keys
- It all starts with instilling some confidence in RT17 and making as sure as fucking possible that he stays erect so I'm hoping Philbin and Company RUN THE FUCKING BALL. I'm not optimistic.
- Our defense used to be good and now it seems really shitty. Considering our nickel DB is likely Nobody McWhothefuckwhatsit, yea, we're screwed on that end as well.
- Will ANY wide receiver show up? Shit, the Cowboys had a guy that very few of us had heard of outside of being some promising, young receiver and that dude BLEW THE FUCK UP Thursday night. Do we have anyone like that on our team that has some fucking BALLS? Haven't seen it yet.
- Will be interesting to keep an eye on Philbin and his staff. Do we get people off the field on time? How many 12 men on the field penalties will we accrue? How does he manage the game? These are things rookie head coaches are absolute SHIT and they're pretty important things in the scheme of the game, so how will Philbin handle that?
I have a strange feeling we're going to win this game considering our history against these guys. It's just a weird feeling and God knows I've been wrong before. But, hey, fuck it!!!! WHEEEEE!
Game Prediction: Dolphins 20 - Texans 14
Season Predictions:
The Dude: 5 - 11
DRK: 4 - 12
More here.
Feel free to include your predictions in the comments. Always fun to discuss.
GO FINS
