This is Amanda Cerny. She figured you had just about enough of ole’ Crazy Sicko Philbin scaring the bejesus outta you guys.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, everyone. And maybe – just maybe – if we all pray really, really hard tomorrow, Jeff Ireland will self-combust into a fireball of assholedom. Then we’d truly have something to be thankful for.
Enjoy the holiday and stay safe.