Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes

The New York Jets Are GARBAGE!

 

Deadspin posted this video just a bit ago and, yea, they totally are garbage, you guys!!  We are 1000% in agreement!!!  Aww man, now I'm wishing I would have gone to this game just to witness this.  Can you imagine what an awesome Thanksgiving that would have been?  I would have literally shit my pants with enjoyment.  I've watched this about 5 times already and it gets better and better and better!  

It's like the Kate Upton 'dougie' video of Jets on Jets crime!!!

Happy Titsgiving!

This is Amanda Cerny.  She figured you had just about enough of ole' Crazy Sicko Philbin scaring the bejesus outta you guys.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, everyone.  And maybe - just maybe - if we all pray really, really hard tomorrow, Jeff Ireland will self-combust into a fireball of assholedom.  Then we'd truly have something to be thankful for.

Enjoy the holiday and stay safe. 

Joe Philbin Has A Message On The Eve of The Bills Game

Audio NSFW.  At all.

 

Memo (2)

 

 

Dolphins - Titans Recapsssssssssss!

Sorry we been dogging it around here lately given our day jobs, new writing gigs and everything else but we promise we'll be back soon with more giddy, dick-jokey goodness.  Honestly, without getting into too much personal shit, we've got a lot of crap going on and have been since the summer and we hate that this place resembles an Old West town with some tumbleweed rolling through it.

So please bear with us.  We'll get it crankin' soon enough.  We love this place and you guys very much.

In the mean time, recaps here and here.

Tetas

Dolphins vs. Titans Open Thread

Welcome back to OpenThreadNation!

(sorry, we'll get back to writing shit real soon.... Go Fins)

Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere

 

Our boy Ryan Tannehill (or if you're Omar Kelly, you make up some stupid nickname that doesn't make sense just for the fuck of it) is expected to start today so the team at #WAARF cooked up this little ditty for #TheReturn.  An actually marginally positive Dolphins parody vid???  The time's they are a-changin'...

Go Dolphins!

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