Okay, this is this year’s banner, folks.
FinsNation is fully endorsing star commenter Tom Ass’ venture to annoy the shit out of Jeff Ireland and do the best we can – given the fact we’re basically powerless against this asshole – to make our voices heard.
We urge you to check out the site for yourself, but in a nutshell: Ireland sucks and Tom has come up with a means of having a mobile ad unit drive around the stadium essentially all day for about the same price we paid for the banner expressing the fact that Ireland is a disgusting turd of a talent evaluator. Dude needs to go. We thought of a million things we could do at the end of this season to follow in the tradition of the banner (*sigh 200 chickens idea sigh*) and Tom was motivated, determined as fuck and came up with this. The ads are – in all honesty – pretty fuckin’ rad looking and express much of the sentiment we’ve all been feeling for YEARS now.
As with the banner, hopefully we’ll get some mainstream media attention to go along with the actual venture. The louder we are, the more we demand that our voices be heard as paying fans, the more we say ‘WE’RE MAD AS HELL AND WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE’ maybe – just maybe – we can finally get some fucking real change around here. I, for one, am SICK of this shit. I’m tired of being sub-mediocre for years now.
Again, Tom explains it so much more eloquently so we urge you to take a look at it and donate what you can. We realize these are lean times so even $5 helps. If you remember last year, we raised the $1500 for the banner in about 3 hours flat. I’m sure this won’t take very long either.
Finally, any additional funding that goes over the amount Tom needs for the ads will either go to the Dan Marino Foundation or maybe another organization that helps get prostitutes off our streets. Because, WHORES, right? We may be assholes but we’re assholes with HEART.
Fuck Jeff Ireland. Go Dolphins.
One last time: click here to see the site.