Keys To The Game – Jets @ Dolphins

Well, here we go with Jets week. Fuckin’ troglodytic, shitty assed, shitty fuckfaces that they are. Fuck you, you fucking fuckers. Oh, how I loooooaaaathe them. Living here in New York City for the last 8 years or so, you see a lot of these knuckledraggers all over the place. I saw a dude just […] Read more »

CK Parrot’s Weekly All-22 Breakdown – Raiders @ Dolphins

In an effort to keep things fresh around these parts, we thought of this NEW AND EXCITING feature here at FN where resident beer holster owner / draft guru / chicken wing fan / overall 5-star FN commenter, CK Parrot, will break down each week’s game via the NFL’s recent rule change regarding ‘All-22‘ film […] Read more »

Your Victory Monday Post

This is Francesca Frigo. This is your Victory Monday post. It’s Jets week so fuck the Jets. Recaps by The Glimmer Twins here and here. Bang it there and comment on those and The Dude will do his Obama impression for you. LaMontelle Pussyhammer done dug deeeeep in that Raider pussy, din’t he? He built […] Read more »

Keys to the Game: Raiders @ Dolphins

I was mindlessly watching Conan the other night when Lake Bell came on and there’s few things as wonderfully splendiforous for a man than seeing some skinny gal with huge boobs come on the scene. It’s always, like, ‘Holy shit! She’s so thin but her boobs are fantastic! I had no idea!’ Surprise boobs are […] Read more »

CK Parrot’s Weekly All-22 Breakdown – Dolphins @ Texans

In an effort to keep things fresh around these parts, we thought of this NEW AND EXCITING feature here at FN where resident beer holster owner / draft guru / chicken wing fan / overall 5-star FN commenter, CK Parrot, will break down each week’s game via the NFL’s recent rule change regarding ‘All-22′ film […] Read more »

We Have Found The Dolphins Zombie King

Earlier today, esteemed WAARF videographer, Vinbob, found this dude. This guy is soooo fucking ridiculous with his peach fuzz and his ‘you guys are fucking morons, clearly’ smugass attitude you’d swear he was an Ireland. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING STUPID FACE!!! So the WAARF crew quickly assembled and decided upon the concept for the ditty […] Read more »

Happy National Acorns Day, Everyone!

Clyde Gates, Gary Guyton, WHO ELSE?? WHOOOPEEEEEE!!! Updates here. Yes, I know it’s Armando’s blog but fuuuuuck it. / huffs nitrous like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet Read more »

Dolphins Fall in Final Preseason Game to Finish Winless

Receivers can’t catch the ball, DBs getting called for P.I., can’t rush the passer consistently (even against the Dallas 2′s and 3′s) but Ryan Tannehill didn’t get his head taken off with our boy Feinga protecting his backside.  Winnning? More here and here. FEENZ UUUP, MIIIYAAAMEEEEE Read more »