Fire Jeff Ireland Banner Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

Too much embarassment.  Too much stupidity.  Too much humiliation. We’re gonna make our voices heard AGAIN.  Will it work this time?  Probably not.  But it will be funny to laugh at them all over again.  Fuck it! Click here for a link to the donation site and give what you can. Go Dolphins Read more »

Safety FTW!

What a way to win the game baby…. “Man, talk about a team win,” Wake said on the NFL Network’s postgame show. “We had a short week, [lost] the last couple games, it was really tough. Everybody had to dig down deep.” Read more »

Joe Philbin Addresses the Media

  Allow me to address some of the issues we’re having in a more realistic way that doesn’t involve me blowing billows of smoke up your asses: Tyson Clabo is a worthless piece of shit at RT and I’m going to do nothing about that.  He’s fine because I say so. Ryan Tannehill will continue […] Read more »

Brent Grimes Gets a Gift Basket

It’s nothing compared to the COCKCAKES he usually gets, but we here at FinsNation felt it was apropos to send along this wonderful gift basket to Brent Grimes.  Yes, he gave up a long pass to TY Hilton early in the game but his balls-as-fuuuuuck interception of Luck’s deep pass near the end of the […] Read more »

Your Miami Dolphins Start the 2013 Season 2-0, SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Holy cockshoes your Miami Dolphins are 2-0! After taking down Andrew Luck and the Indianapolis Colts 24-20, the Fins are off to the races, starting the season 2-0 for the first time IN LIKE A DECADE. Kinda like the first time I ever dry-humped my mattress, this feels weird, but also really good! Feel free […] Read more »

Dolphins at Colts Open Thread

(The most perfect bit by Louis CK EVER) Anyway… Fins at Colts The Guy That Could Have Been Our Star Franchise Quarterback vs. The Consolation Prize Guy With a Wife People Inexplicably Find Hot. Should be a hoot! Will Miami go 2-0? Can they? STAY TUNED… Bang up the comments section why dontcha…. Read more »