Lost in the mire of Arrrrrmando’s latest post about Ireland’s likelihood of using the franchise tag on someone this season (and, really, who the fuck knows – I doubt even Ginger SourFace Jones up there does), is this last little quote from Ireland that should scare the shit out of every Dolphins fan / not surprise them at all:
“I think there are some difference-makers,” Ireland said of the draft talent before adding he likes several offensive and defensive linemen and thinks there are good safeties available as well.
/ spends 27 minutes looking for hammer in storage closet
// does 3 lines of cocaine
/// slams hammer into nutsack as Quentin Tarantino-esque cool, retro freeze-frame launches into super funky Shuggy Otis song