Fins cornerback Brent Grimes had himself a surprise 30th birthday this past Friday thrown by his wife and buddies.
And what kind of theme birthday cake do you get a man who is turning the big Three Oh?
Why the kind with a lady sucking a dick on it, of course!
Turns out, Grimes’ cake was quite a mouthful (ha! ha!) (sorry), and his wife Miko did what all good wives do — she Instagrammed the cake!
However, we put on our reporter hat on and did some digging (i.e. we Googled shit) and found out that Grimes’ 29th birthday cake was even more titillating than his 30th birthday cake. It even had a little bit of vanilla added to it.
Best part of this story?
This is literally how I found out the Dolphins had Brent Grimes now.
Warning: Both links are EXTREMELY NSFW (also, probably extremely delicious)