YOYOYOYOYOYO, PEACE OUT HOMEY!
As reported earlier everywhere but I was too busy to make fun of it, CEO Mike Dee of the Dolphins is GONE-SKI. Dee has left for the greener pastures and lower expectations to take the same position with the San Diego Padres. BASEBALL? Yuuuuuckoooo.
Dee has served as CEO of the Fins since 2009 and can list these accomplishments under his tenure:
- The Orange Carpet
- Declining season ticket sales
- 7-9 FOREVERRRRR
- The ‘popular’ and ‘successful’ ‘Gator Day‘
- The HILARIOUS ‘field goal contest‘
So yea, sleep tight Padres fans. Good luck having this face troll you every day and threaten to move the team to La Jolla!!!