Fins CEO Mike Dee is Gone

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YOYOYOYOYOYO, PEACE OUT HOMEY!

As reported earlier everywhere but I was too busy to make fun of it, CEO Mike Dee of the Dolphins is GONE-SKI.  Dee has left for the greener pastures and lower expectations to take the same position with the San Diego Padres.  BASEBALL?  Yuuuuuckoooo.

Dee has served as CEO of the Fins since 2009 and can list these accomplishments under his tenure:

  • The Orange Carpet
  • Declining season ticket sales
  • 7-9 FOREVERRRRR
  • The ‘popular’ and ‘successful’ ‘Gator Day
  • The HILARIOUS ‘field goal contest

So yea, sleep tight Padres fans.  Good luck having this face troll you every day and threaten to move the team to La Jolla!!!

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15 Responses to “Fins CEO Mike Dee is Gone”

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  1. Adam says:

    Door. Ass. Way out. Let it hit.

  2. Breezy says:

    Can he take the new logo with him??

  3. CK says:

    Top Ten Mike Dee Accomplishments:

    10. The T-Pain Fight Song (which lasted what, 2 weeks?)
    09. A stadium name change deal that lasted 1 year (remember Landshark?)
    08. A halftime contest asking regular Joes to do something nearly NFL-impossible
    07. A mishandled logo change featuring active lawsuits for early leaks (and a whale tail)
    06. The Orange Carpet & Club Liv
    05. Celebrity minority owners
    04. A franchise profit & loss column firmly in the red
    03. Declining local attendance and television ratings
    02. An irretrievably botched stadium upgrade funding bill
    01. Honoring your opponent’s QB at half time just before he butt fucked the entire stadium (Gator Day)

  4. TannyBoy says:

    Off topic, I’m re-watching the hardknocks I don’t think it is coincidence that the ‘leadership’ council is GONE!

  5. Dangus says:

    ahem…La Jolla is IN SAN DIEGOOOOOOOOOO, ‘jabba (merf)

  6. TannyBoy says:

    Lol I didn’t remember that the Falcon that Lane ran over in pre-season last year was Grimes… you know Grimes is hearing about that.

  7. Miami Dolphin Camp Vet Home says:

    LOL @ TannyBoy and the leadership council is GONE!

  8. Miami Dolphin Camp Vet Home says:

    Grimes will prob have the biggest impact of all signings or drafts this season

    Grimes was rated 3rd best CB in the NFL prior to his injury and IHO has completely recovered

    Wallace also an awesome pick, but TanneHope has to develop chemistry w him and we will see if the offense line can pass protect long enuf to allow deep passes

  9. Salvadore Dalai Lama says:

    LOVE the Mike D reference. And wow, is being a Padres fan now more ridiculous than being a Cubbies fan? The world will never know.

  10. Jimmy says:

    DRK was going all Jimmy Wilson on Mike Dee on Twitter when Dee announced he was blessing the Dolphins with his absence.

    I am ready for some football, even if its Dolphins preseason football. In other words, I am ready to have my hopeS dashed on another Orange carpet season at Landshark stadium by the one and only Miami Teal Whaletails; FIELD GOAL! fist pump.

    (psst, my heart keeps telling my brain that this coach is the real deal and can turn this thing around; you know, 9-7 instead of 7-9).

  11. Jimmy says:

    But, if we are lucky, we can fail forward fast.

  12. julio says:

    damn, holy dolphin positivity on this dick joke site batman…

    back to reality, anyone watching this team for at least the past 13 years will know that our season will be over by mid october. just in time to get back into a real ass kicking team (aka cobradick and his band of merry ass kickers).

    ETERNAL 7-9 biaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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