The Preseason is Mercifully Over

Welp, that’s all over and done with.  After 5 pretty painful, pointless games, the Dolphins will kick off the 2013 season next Sunday in Cleveland.  What can we take away from meaningless games involving several men that will be taking Pizza Hut orders in the next week or so?  Well, not much but certainly a […] Read more »

So Long, Dan Carpenter

  Unless you’ve been living in Egypt for the past 24 hours, you’ll know that Dan Carpenter was released by the Dolphins in an effort to save some flowage against the cap and give more reps to 5th round pick, Caleb Sturgis.  Sturgis impressed the shit out of everyone in the Jax preseason game with […] Read more »

Joe Philbin is CRAZY EXCITED for Tonight’s Preseason Game

  Aww yea, GO PHILBIN GO PHILBIN GO!  GO PHILBIN GO PHILBIN GO! Things to look out for tonight: Will Tannyboy be better or SHOULD WE JUST KILL HIM NOW AND BURY HIS BODY IN TROPICAL PARK?? Offensive Line: Caca de dinosario Mike Wallace + Chipmunk = Nu Luk Awfenzzzz FINARRY Defense gonna get all […] Read more »

Dolphins Fall to Cowboys in Sloppy Premiere

  Happy Monday, Dolphins fans! That was a shitty start to the season but, really, what did you expect?  I mean, Michael Egnew was a featured part of the offense and we fumbled on the very first play from scrimmage.  So, yea, it was pretty crappy. Feel free to read my recap here. Hopefully Friday […] Read more »