Fins CEO Mike Dee is Gone

YOYOYOYOYOYO, PEACE OUT HOMEY! As reported earlier everywhere but I was too busy to make fun of it, CEO Mike Dee of the Dolphins is GONE-SKI.  Dee has left for the greener pastures and lower expectations to take the same position with the San Diego Padres.  BASEBALL?  Yuuuuuckoooo. Dee has served as CEO of the […] Read more »

There’s a Lizard in the Cold Tub at Dolphins HQ

Jimmy Wilson tweeted this just a moment ago:  Yea lizard in cold tub sleeves at facility scared ish outta me lol #phinsuphttp://t.co/f4h6KeKW7k — jimmy wilson (@jwilwin3) July 10, 2013 Here is the lizard in question: Yea, I’m not putting a picture of a lizard up.  Happy Doldrums, fuckers! Read more »

Ellerbe Puts Balls On Table, Points At Them

New LB Dannell Ellerbe (seen here wearing the very latest in Orlando Thunder gameday apparel) said he was brought to Miami to topple the Patriots – a team you might remember as have penistically violated the entire AFC East for, oh, 13 fucking seasons now.  In his comments, at least Ellerbe showed the slightest humility […] Read more »

Some Midweek Eye Candy, Featuring Our Gals

Hey guys, Happy hump day! OTAs are over and we won’t have much activity until training camp starts in late July. BTW – despite my smart-ass posts, I actually am predicting they make the playoffs this year (first time since 2008). Tannehill has looked good so far and he is the key to our season. […] Read more »

Is It Too Early To Talk About Our First Game Of The Season?

Our September 8th contest against the Browns is fast approaching… well not really. Dammit. Welp, I guess the longer we have until the season starts, the longer we can dream that our team is gonna do well – versus the harsh reality of the actual games. Until then, more boobs: Read more »

Your First Round Open Thread

Oh, what big, fat guy that doesn’t score touchdowns await us… SO MANY large, delicious men for Jeff Ireland to salivate over.  He must be straight outta jizz right now from fappin’ all day long to Combine video of them. The fatal 3-car pile-up that is your Miami Dolphins awaits in the comments. Let’s go. Read more »