Dolphins Fall to Cowboys in Sloppy Premiere

  Happy Monday, Dolphins fans! That was a shitty start to the season but, really, what did you expect?  I mean, Michael Egnew was a featured part of the offense and we fumbled on the very first play from scrimmage.  So, yea, it was pretty crappy. Feel free to read my recap here. Hopefully Friday […] Read more »

Dolphins Lose Binns for Season, Looking Elsewhere for WR Help

  The Dolphins lost WR Armon Binns for the season yesterday when Binns went down with a torn MCL and ACL. Binns had been a bit gimpy since Saturday but yesterday the kid finally went down for good, thus losing out on his bid to become the 4th WR on the active roster. Binns was […] Read more »

Brent Grimes Likes His Birthday Cakes

Fins cornerback Brent Grimes had himself a surprise 30th birthday this past Friday thrown by his wife and buddies. And what kind of theme birthday cake do you get a man who is turning the big Three Oh? Why the kind with a lady sucking a dick on it, of course! Turns out, Grimes’ cake […] Read more »

The Dolphins Started Training Camp Yesterday

The Dolphins started training camp yesterday. So far Tannyboy and Wallace haven’t connected on a long TD bomb so everyone’s already started to shit out fried tilapia. It’s Day Two, folks. I’m more worried about Dion Jordan looking less buff than Montell Jordan BUT DAS JUST ME. Give us your impressions thus far in the […] Read more »

Fins CEO Mike Dee is Gone

YOYOYOYOYOYO, PEACE OUT HOMEY! As reported earlier everywhere but I was too busy to make fun of it, CEO Mike Dee of the Dolphins is GONE-SKI.  Dee has left for the greener pastures and lower expectations to take the same position with the San Diego Padres.  BASEBALL?  Yuuuuuckoooo. Dee has served as CEO of the […] Read more »

There’s a Lizard in the Cold Tub at Dolphins HQ

Jimmy Wilson tweeted this just a moment ago:  Yea lizard in cold tub sleeves at facility scared ish outta me lol #phinsup — jimmy wilson (@jwilwin3) July 10, 2013 Here is the lizard in question: Yea, I’m not putting a picture of a lizard up.  Happy Doldrums, fuckers! Read more »

Ellerbe Puts Balls On Table, Points At Them

New LB Dannell Ellerbe (seen here wearing the very latest in Orlando Thunder gameday apparel) said he was brought to Miami to topple the Patriots – a team you might remember as have penistically violated the entire AFC East for, oh, 13 fucking seasons now.  In his comments, at least Ellerbe showed the slightest humility […] Read more »

Some Midweek Eye Candy, Featuring Our Gals

Hey guys, Happy hump day! OTAs are over and we won’t have much activity until training camp starts in late July. BTW – despite my smart-ass posts, I actually am predicting they make the playoffs this year (first time since 2008). Tannehill has looked good so far and he is the key to our season. […] Read more »

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