Fire Jeff Ireland Banner Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

Too much embarassment.  Too much stupidity.  Too much humiliation. We’re gonna make our voices heard AGAIN.  Will it work this time?  Probably not.  But it will be funny to laugh at them all over again.  Fuck it! Click here for a link to the donation site and give what you can. Go Dolphins Read more »

Joe Philbin Addresses the Media

  Allow me to address some of the issues we’re having in a more realistic way that doesn’t involve me blowing billows of smoke up your asses: Tyson Clabo is a worthless piece of shit at RT and I’m going to do nothing about that.  He’s fine because I say so. Ryan Tannehill will continue […] Read more »

Brent Grimes Gets a Gift Basket

It’s nothing compared to the COCKCAKES he usually gets, but we here at FinsNation felt it was apropos to send along this wonderful gift basket to Brent Grimes.  Yes, he gave up a long pass to TY Hilton early in the game but his balls-as-fuuuuuck interception of Luck’s deep pass near the end of the […] Read more »

It’s Friday, Fuckers

  On Sunday, we’re up against our beloved ONE THAT GOT AWAY, derp-face and dumb voice and all.  : ( Hopefully the O-line gets their shit together and the running backs, you know, run hard and stuff. Bang it here for some keys to the game. Have a great weekend.  God, I love football! Read more »

Presenting: The 2013 J.R. Tolver Award

….AND OOOH WHAT MERRIMENT THE LAND DOTH ENJOY…. For today, on this 6th of September, in the Year of our Lord, Omar Kelly, did his most gracious of all Dolphins soothsayers/mother-sexing deities decree that the final, YES FINAL, J.R. Tolver Award Winner for Wide Receivers That Show Promise, Ability, Zeal, Athleticism, Toughness, Discipline, Chutzpah Only […] Read more »

The Preseason is Mercifully Over

Welp, that’s all over and done with.  After 5 pretty painful, pointless games, the Dolphins will kick off the 2013 season next Sunday in Cleveland.  What can we take away from meaningless games involving several men that will be taking Pizza Hut orders in the next week or so?  Well, not much but certainly a […] Read more »

So Long, Dan Carpenter

  Unless you’ve been living in Egypt for the past 24 hours, you’ll know that Dan Carpenter was released by the Dolphins in an effort to save some flowage against the cap and give more reps to 5th round pick, Caleb Sturgis.  Sturgis impressed the shit out of everyone in the Jax preseason game with […] Read more »

Joe Philbin is CRAZY EXCITED for Tonight’s Preseason Game

  Aww yea, GO PHILBIN GO PHILBIN GO!  GO PHILBIN GO PHILBIN GO! Things to look out for tonight: Will Tannyboy be better or SHOULD WE JUST KILL HIM NOW AND BURY HIS BODY IN TROPICAL PARK?? Offensive Line: Caca de dinosario Mike Wallace + Chipmunk = Nu Luk Awfenzzzz FINARRY Defense gonna get all […] Read more »

Dolphins Fall to Cowboys in Sloppy Premiere

  Happy Monday, Dolphins fans! That was a shitty start to the season but, really, what did you expect?  I mean, Michael Egnew was a featured part of the offense and we fumbled on the very first play from scrimmage.  So, yea, it was pretty crappy. Feel free to read my recap here. Hopefully Friday […] Read more »

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