Receivers can't catch the ball, DBs getting called for P.I., can't rush the passer consistently (even against the Dallas 2's and 3's) but Ryan Tannehill didn't get his head taken off with our boy Feinga protecting his backside. Winnning?
Jake Long will be out a few weeks because of an MCL sprain during yesterday's practice session. His back up, Lydon Murtha (also a gigantorious bag of refried ass), also hasn't practiced in a couple weeks cuz he is ALSO injured. So, essentially, Lauren Tannehill's hairless pristine pink pussy is quivering with fear because big, bad, strong-as-an-ox Jonathan Martin (with the kind of punch at the point of attack you'd expect from a kid with Down's Syndrome) is looking like your new starting Left Tackle to protect our Golden Boy.
So two questions here: 1) Anyone know a good fucking santero to do a serious despojo on this snake-bitten fucking franchise? and 2) How long before Chad Henne somehow ends up starting again for us this year?
Yesterday your Miami Dolphins decided to trade CB and former 1st rd draft pick, Vontae Davis, for a 2nd rd pick in the 2013 draft. Obviously, this was a genius move for the Fins considering the wealth of talented, playmaking individuals starting for us at every position coupled with the you might say 'Vesuvius-like' depth we've got stacked behind them juuuust in case. Oh, not to mention the history of stellar 2nd rd picks we've attained via draft order or other trades with teams. Names like Pat White, Koa Misi, Daniel Thomas, Chad Henne, Philip Merling and - that fucking firestarter - Jonathan Martin.
Fuck you, Jeff Ireland. Fuck you, 'Steve' Ross. Fuck you, Joe Philbin.
Moves like the trading of Brandon Marshall, the release of Chad Johnson and now this latest move make Dave Hyde wonder 'Does Philbin know what the fuck he's doing?' ('fuck' emphasis added by yours truly)
/ nervously pats leather chair, dances around issue, over-explains simple situation, comes off sounding like your first girlfriend's dad as you meet him for the first time, buuuuh buh buh buh buh buh....
Now both The Dude and I have given in to the singing sirens of that sweet, sweet New Times cheddah. So please read my recap of Hard Knocks over at their site. Here's the link. Les Brown's gal thinks you should really, really do it.
Don't wooorrrry. Everything will still be the same over here. A little extra cash never hurt nobody.
Oh, and after today I'm off to Greece. Any Santorini FinsNation fans out there???
Star commenter/draft guru/beer holster maven CK Parrot and the boys over at Universal Draft put together this video of all of Tannehill's plays from Friday night. Please enjoy and give them some love.
I can assure you this is far far better than speaking about #85's arrest and subsequent banishment from the team over the weekend. Sucks cuz I was pulling for the guy but his dismissal was not shocking at all. Plus, I kinda started to hate him after he missed that easy 3rd and 4 pass on a drive where the offense was clicking nicely. Fuckin' dick.