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It's Official

Nothing shocking here. But the Dolphins have made it official today by naming Trent Green the team's starting quarterback for the season.

It's Official

Nothing shocking here. But the Dolphins have made it official today by naming Trent Green the team's starting quarterback for the season.

Did you know Trent Green once played for the Chiefs?

It makes sense that ESPN, the World Wide Leader in Beating A Sports Story Into Our Skulls As If It Were Nazi Propaganda Sports, would broadcast tonight�s Dolphins at Chiefs game. Because it gives the three jackasses in the booth and the four dickheads in the studio something to blather about for the entire pre-game and game. And that's what ESPN is all about, really. Dickheads and jackasses blathering about meaningless hyperbole until our ears bleed. They're experts, after all.

And here�s your subject for tonight: Miami Dolphins quarterback Trent Green used to be the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs and this is the first time he�s playing in Kansas City since he left. Ready and go �

At least Joe Theisman won�t be there. There�s at least that to look forward to.

And in case you haven't heard, here are today's headlines to catch you up to speed:

• Green To Start Against Former Team
• Green Returns To Face Former Team
• Green Readies For KC Homecoming
• No Time For Nostalgia For Green
• Green Returns to KC as Member of Dolphins

Did you know Trent Green once played for the Chiefs?

It makes sense that ESPN, the World Wide Leader in Beating A Sports Story Into Our Skulls As If It Were Nazi Propaganda Sports, would broadcast tonight’s Dolphins at Chiefs game. Because it gives the three jackasses in the booth and the four dickheads in the studio something to blather about for the entire pre-game and game. And that's what ESPN is all about, really. Dickheads and jackasses blathering about meaningless hyperbole until our ears bleed. They're experts, after all.

And here’s your subject for tonight: Miami Dolphins quarterback Trent Green used to be the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs and this is the first time he’s playing in Kansas City since he left. Ready and go …

At least Joe Theisman won’t be there. There’s at least that to look forward to.

And in case you haven't heard, here are today's headlines to catch you up to speed:

• Green To Start Against Former Team
• Green Returns To Face Former Team
• Green Readies For KC Homecoming
• No Time For Nostalgia For Green
• Green Returns to KC as Member of Dolphins

Cameron: Green, not Lemon, to start Thursday

It was reported by the Miami Herald's Armando Salguero earlier that Cleo Lemon was going to get the start against Kansas City on Thursday, while Trent Green would start the second half. Cam Cameron denied this report and said the rotation will remain as it was. Salguero updated the report on his blog and told his commenters that the rotation will stay the same but that Cam could possibly change some of the playing time with Green and Lemon. And then they went fucking apeshit. Salguero's commenters, not Green and Lemon.

Cameron: Green, not Lemon, to start Thursday

It was reported by the Miami Herald's Armando Salguero earlier that Cleo Lemon was going to get the start against Kansas City on Thursday, while Trent Green would start the second half. Cam Cameron denied this report and said the rotation will remain as it was. Salguero updated the report on his blog and told his commenters that the rotation will stay the same but that Cam could possibly change some of the playing time with Green and Lemon. And then they went fucking apeshit. Salguero's commenters, not Green and Lemon.