Heard Any Good Jokes Lately? Post author By Arianna Ray Post date November 7, 2013 17 Comments on Heard Any Good Jokes Lately? Ireland really should fire himself. ← Fire Jeff Ireland Banner Part Two: Electric Boogaloo → Just because… 17 replies on “Heard Any Good Jokes Lately?” The team is in the cafeteria and Richie gets up, walks over to Martin and says, “I’m breaking up with you and I want my key back.” Martin doesn’t take it too well because he got a tattoo on his ass that says “I’m Richie’s Squeeze.” Fuck this team. It’s fucked anyway. As long as Ireland is in charge there’s no hope. He owns this shitstorm and he needs to be shown the door. They should kick him in the ass all the way to his car. The franchise is a fucking joke and the bad part about it is it doesn’t appear there’s anyone capable of saving it. You’ve got a GM who sucks at picking talent, a head coach who’s at odds with his OC that HE hired because of different offensive philosophies and a lover’s quarrel that is more interesting than anything else going on with this team as far as the media is concerned. Then you have a seam threat tight end who is playing FB instead of running down the center of the field like Jimmy Graham because that fucking nutsack Sherman wanted him to toughen up so he can make an inline blocker out of him. What the fuck is wrong with this picture and nobody says to Sherman “are you out of your fucking mind?” Then Sherman comes out and says he’s thrilled with the blocking Egnew did as a FB in the Cincy game! The shit just continues. We’ve got a 6’5″ 252 lb tight end who runs a 4.6 40 who has great hands as he showed as Missou and he’s being used as a fucking blocker. Egnew is getting a bad rap. He ain’t the fucking stupid one as some have said. Sherman, the douchebag, is the one responsible for Egnew’s lack of playing time. Any other team and Egnew’s got 400 to 500 yds by now and any other team and Miller has been getting the ball 20-25 times a game from the beginning of the season. But no. These fucking psycho’s want to continue to use Daniel Thomas and have Tannehill, the fuck who can’t hit the broadside of a barn, put the team on his back. Fuck ’em all. They don’t deserve fans. I have to agree. This team has been a disaster ever since Ross bought it. He says he wants to win, but he doesn’t appear to see that the people he has put in charge CAN’T win. He constantly champions, as does his shill Omar Kelly, 7th round draft picks and draft free agent “finds”, but ignores the multiple busts in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th rounds(you know, where teams are actually built!) of the draft. The guy is clueless, it is wonder how he got so damn rich in the first place……..I’m glad I’m a University of Miami alum and have something to feel good about. Time for the brown bag campaign As mentioned in an earlier post, it’s time to clean house. This version of the Miami Dolphins is a disgrace to what this franchise USED to be…champions. Ross needs to sell the team and they just need to start over… LP COMING ON MONDAY- STRETCH RUNS TO DANIEL THOMAS, SHOTGUN FORMATION ON 3RD AND AN INCH. DOES ALL CAPS BOTHER YOU? TOO BAD, I’M MIKE SHERMAN I DO WHAT I WANT. Crank up the turnover machine Tannehill while your at it. As long as he’s the quarterback and Ireland is the GM this team is fucked. Team doesn’t play well on Monday and lose the saga will continue, the media will drag it out and heads will roll and I don’t think Ireland survives it so you may not need your banner after all. Home has the Phins by 14 points tonight Walkaah, David, Al in Miami, Capt, OD have a Great Time tonight and ………………. Go Phins !!! Team is toast. Ireland’s a fuck up and needs to go NOW! If Ross doesn’t fire Ireland now he loses the fanbase. This team will not EVER be any good as long as he’s the GM. He can’t pick talent; he had chance after chance to pick players who could help this team and he passed for lesser talent and while other teams have those players playing well Jeffies rejects suck. I THOUGHT OUR LINE LOOKED ROCK SOLID LAST NIGHT. THOSE 2 RUSHING YARDS WERE CLUTCH. TANNEHILL IS GONNA BE FINE. NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I WILL BE BLOWING LINES OF DEAD BABIES OFF OF PHILBIN’S ASSCRACK. FUCK YEAH. Here’s a good joke, y’all…. http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24233230/frustrated-fans-spam-gm-jeff-irelands-voice-mail For a good joke, go check out CBS Sportsline website today. Is TanneFAIL mildly retarded? Have u heard him attempt to speak lately? lol concussions maybe, as a result of Ireland’s stellar O-line picks Philbin wearing a hairpiece is Ireland’s way of bringing in a new beginning Go Fish ! Richie Incgonito 100% agrees w HOME that Omar Kelly’s face, looks like a Bull Dogs Anus when passing gas ……. just sayin Great blog you have here but I was wondering if you knew of any community forums that cover the same topics talked about in this article? I’d really like to be a part of community where I can get comments from other knowledgeable individuals that share the same interest. If you have any recommendations, please let me know. Many thanks! Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.