By The Dude on February 10, 2009 12:30 AM
Rookie left tackle, and 2008 first-overall draft pick, Jake Long played in his first-career Pro Bowl over the weekend. As some of you might have seen, the Dolphins had Jake chronicle his week in Hawaii on their website in a series of handwritten e-post cards. What you don't know is that the entire series was ghost written by the Dolphins PR and Media Relations staff. Here now are the real Jake Long Pro Bowl Postcards (click to enlarge):...
Tags: Jake Long Pro Bowl Postcards, lawsuits? mmmaybe
By The Dude on February 9, 2009 12:57 AM
Jake Long apparently injured his right ankle during yesterday's Pro Bowl game. Great balls of fuck. Thanks to astute commenter Tom-Ass for reporting this in the comments yesterday. This is something I should really be on top of seeing that I'm a blogger and all but I'm just hearing of it here in the comments because it's the Pro Bowl so I didn't watch it because I don't give a shit about meaningless exhibition games unless it's a Dolphins pre-season game or if there's money on the line. Know what else I don't give a shit about? Grammar.Anyway, according to Armando Salguero, Long was playing right tackle and left the game after injuring his right ankle -- the same ankle he hurt during the Patriots game back in November.The injury...
Tags: Jake Long, no news is good news, One more reason why the Pro Bowl needs to be put to rest, Parcells is going to kick someone's ass but real good, Quick name the last four Pro Bowl winners, right tackle???? someone please shove a cactus up John Harbaugh's insufferable ass
Tags: Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, NFL
