Joe Philbin is CRAZY EXCITED for Tonight’s Preseason Game

 

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Aww yea, GO PHILBIN GO PHILBIN GO!  GO PHILBIN GO PHILBIN GO!

Things to look out for tonight:

  • Will Tannyboy be better or SHOULD WE JUST KILL HIM NOW AND BURY HIS BODY IN TROPICAL PARK??
  • Offensive Line: Caca de dinosario
  • Mike Wallace + Chipmunk = Nu Luk Awfenzzzz FINARRY
  • Defense gonna get all chumpy and miss tackles and have dudes bounce off them and have tight ends get open downfield on them again? 
  • EGGGGNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Seriously, though, here’s to hoping Tannehill plays more than a couple series.  Homeboy ain’t exactly Aaron Rodgers; he clearly needs the reps.

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10 Responses to “Joe Philbin is CRAZY EXCITED for Tonight’s Preseason Game”

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  1. Tom-Ass says:

    You should see Philbin’s o-face in the sack! Probably the same judgemental stare. And it’s a bad thing if he says he wants you on his couch – may as well bring your marital playbook.

    GO DOLPHIN-WHALE HYBRID SEA CREATURES!

    • Jimmy says:

      Hon, can I see you on the couch for a minute. Too funny.

      I am thinking of spending the $20 for the preseason games, which is totally pathetic. But, as a devoted Coach Boyfriend type of Rizzmigizz Dolphin fan, I can only DVR tonights game due to other, umm, committments. So, let’s do this and make it a win for Joesy boy.

      • Tom-Ass says:

        I took the plunge on NFL.com and used the code “directv” to knock the price down to $14.99. It is awesome in that it’s in HD and virtually no lag (sometimes 1 play behind live tv), but the feed quality beats the shit out of the European ones.

  2. Tom-Ass says:

    We won by a large margin. Hooray? Anyone? [crickets]

    Does anyone give a shit anymore?

  3. El Mocoso says:

    Bye Bye Carpenter, thanks for the Mullet Memories. Hello Sturgis! I will forgive you being a Gator if you can punch a few through this season to give us wins against the Patsies.

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