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OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go, Episode 2

The Astonishing Tales of the OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go!

When we last left our mighty heroes, they were getting their asses kicked from New York to London, England! Then, our fearless hero Black Thunder went down and was lost for the year…

…his young ward, The Mormon, still green and inexperienced, seemed to find being a super hero a bit overwhelming and not the glamorous gig he thought it would be.

Meanwhile…. Back in London….

 

But all was not lost, as the Real JT was back at home, blocking field goal attempts and single-handedly saving the OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force from certain destruction, with the use of his own brand of self-motivation he learned from hours of studying the I Can Haz Cheeseburger? website back at the Bubble of Justice.

Still, all was not well as Matt Stover attempted another field goal, this time in overtime. All Commander Cam Cameron could do was watch…. And heed the warnings of his penis….

But alas, a new hero arose. An Aztec Warrior straight from the battlefields of Mexico! The Golden God: Greg Camarillo!!!!

The Mexican Warrior was given a hero’s welcome as his teammates mobbed him at the goal line after the victory was sealed!

And so Commander Cam Cameron thanked his opponent and expressed wonderment and awe at his enemy’s coaching abilities...

...while the women bathed in a gratuitous victory shower!

To Be Continued in the next exciting chapter of --- OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go ...

OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go, Episode 1

The Astonishing Tales of the OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go!

This week's action packed episode takes place just as General Manager Randy Mueller, aka The Muel, uses his mutant mind powers of making friends, influencing people and thinking outside the box, to transform Chris Chambers, aka Butters, from a Dolphin into a Lightning Bolt!

He utters the magic words!

And poof!

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But some Dolphins fans are not happy with The Muel. In fact, some have gotten down right pissy about it. They respond to Butters' trade with an unreasonable knee-jerk reaction common to certain Dolphins fans in lean times like these. From California, to Denver, to Miami, to Little China, Dolphins fans everywhere are unhappy.

Some express rage.

Others, derision.

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Meanwhile, back at the Bubble of Justice ... Fearless Leader head coach Cam Cameron has problems of his own. As he tries to urge the local press and angry fans to remain calm, his talking penis attempts -- once again -- to intervene.

 

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Sadly, dear readers, it would seem that the only hope for the OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go still remains with Black Thunder! Lover of Women, Champion of Ass Kickery, and Dominator of Defensive Linemen everywhere! At least for this season ...

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... Meanwhile, seeing how his fellow OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go members struggle to fight off the Evil that attacks them every Sunday, a mild mannered clipboard holder ponders his own future as a super hero.

To Be Continued in the next exciting chapter of --- OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go ...