Jimmy Wilson tweeted this just a moment ago:
— jimmy wilson (@jwilwin3) July 10, 2013
Here is the lizard in question:
Yea, I’m not putting a picture of a lizard up. Happy Doldrums, fuckers!
New LB Dannell Ellerbe (seen here wearing the very latest in Orlando Thunder gameday apparel) said he was brought to Miami to topple the Patriots – a team you might remember as have penistically violated the entire AFC East for, oh, 13 fucking seasons now. In his comments, at least Ellerbe showed the slightest humility and restraint during a period of time (the offseason) that is usually reserved for unabridged panache and highfalutin braggadicio. KUDOS ON THAT.
Unfortunately, the Patriots still have Tom Fucking Brady, Douchebag Esq. III and I seem to remember that guy still scoring touchdowns when his team consisted of Kevin Faulk and 6 amputees on work release.
So, yea, we’ll see! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, DOLDRUMS!
Happy hump day!
OTAs are over and we won’t have much activity until training camp starts in late July.
BTW – despite my smart-ass posts, I actually am predicting they make the playoffs this year (first time since 2008).
Tannehill has looked good so far and he is the key to our season.
To kill the monotony, I found this video of our gals covering Taylor Swifts “22″.
More of our cheerleaders here.
All I can say about this is… yawn.
If this at all interests you, read more here.
Oh, what big, fat guy that doesn’t score touchdowns await us…
SO MANY large, delicious men for Jeff Ireland to salivate over. He must be straight outta jizz right now from fappin’ all day long to Combine video of them.
The fatal 3-car pile-up that is your Miami Dolphins awaits in the comments.
As reported a earlier today by UniWatch, the Dolphins new uniform was leaked and here’s your
first second third 50th look at them. That is aaaaalooottt of light aqua/teal/Easter/’Bayside Blue’/whatever.
There’s A LOT of white and the aqua has a considerable amount of more of a blueish hue to them, if you will. Are they the faggiest uniform in NFL history?? No, I guess the creamsicle Bucs one is worse BUT IT’S NOT FAR OFF. I get this odd Detroit Lions vibe about them for some reason. Below is another look from the front.
Ultimately, the unis – as we feared – don’t make them look any meaner, nastier or like a professional sports team than the old unis did. In fact, it looks like some rejected World Football League design but what do you expect from the geniuses currently running our front office?
Bring your thoughts to the comments.