Reggie Bush is your AFC Offensive Player of the Week.
Bush recorded a career-high 203 rushing yards in last week’s 30-23 win over the Buffalo Bills. Miami (5-9) is 5-2 in its last seven games and Bush is a key reason. He’s just 27 yards shy of his first 1,000-yard season.
Remember when Reggie sucked? He looked like he couldn’t be an every down back and was always getting stuffed in the backfield for big losses. Then all of a sudden Kim Kardashian got divorced and was all “I wanna fuck Reggie again!,” and now he’s suddenly kicking ass again.
In fact, has hasn’t been kicking this much ass since his USC days when he was plowing through coeds and sorority houses while plowing through opposing defenses. He broke a shitload of NCAA records while at USC.
This week, he set career highs for rushing yards (203), and average per carry (8.1). His 203 yards against Buffalo were the third most in Dolphins history and the highest since Ricky Williams in 2002. Reggie also had a career-long 76-yard touchdown run and rushed for a career-high 122 yards in the second half, the most in team history. Now he’s is on the verge of reaching the first 1,000 yard season of his career.
I guess the lesson for all the kids out there is that vagina is really awesome.